Time is ticking ever onward...

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thatdudeemu:

fullprincessmode:

I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?

The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him

(Source: cuntywest)

thats-so-meme:

oh no i only have over 151 hours of battery life left :(

thats-so-meme:

oh no i only have over 151 hours of battery life left :(

(Source: flyawaymax)

meteor-falls:

Spheal (bg)

meteor-falls:

Spheal (bg)
bookahplease:

*sweats nervously*

bookahplease:

*sweats nervously*

punkprincesspool:

had a competition with my cousin on who could find the most obscure magazine

punkprincesspool:

had a competition with my cousin on who could find the most obscure magazine

(Source: bluejaynest)

Shoutout to my friends for making me feel like shit.

Sometime during Kingdom Hearts 3

  • Master Eraqus: Xehanort if you keep on fucking up these children's lives I will rise out of my grave and bitch slap your ass back into the realm of darkness.
  • Master Xehanort: Sorry, I can't hear you over the fact that I am fucking up all these kid's lives.
jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

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chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful