so someone once called my old english teacher immature (because at this point he was spinning around on a wheely chair) and he said:
“Yeah, but the truth is we never really grow up. We just masquerade as adults because that’s what we’re expected to do.”
and to this day that is the single most profound thing i have ever heard uttered by someone dicking around on a swivel chair
I'll wait as long as it takes
RSSA giftorial on how to get off your horse in Majora’s Mask.
You’re welcome.
The instructions weren’t clear enough. I fell in the water and died.
you shouldn’t have done that
if you two don’t stop fighting so help me I’m gonna turn this post around
(Source: eve3ds)
(Source: theonethatsnothikaru)
An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.
100 motherfuckers can’t tell me nothing. 107 motherfuckers on the other hand could probably tell me something
About I'll wait as long as it takes
Keep telling yourself that the ends will justify the means. Que Sera, Sera.